About Dr. Elvin Gadd

“Invention first, instructions later!”
— Dr. Elvin Gadd

A Brief Introduction

Hello there! I’m Dr. Elvin Gadd, a SCIENTIST. I work on… well, you know… science. I specialize in the intersection of sciency stuff and computers. They call me a madman, but I know that computers will become important someday.

Research Interests

1. Machine learning for analyzing student procrastination patterns
2. Theoretical frameworks for debugging code without crying
3. Building robots that can brew tea (still stuck at “boiling water”)

Fun Facts

• I once broke an IBM 700 mainframe swatting an ant that pinched me. In a rare, historic double-whammy, I coined the terms bit and bug that day.
• I once got a speeding ticket for typing too fast. They had to invent QWERTY to slow me down.
• My true passion is for calisthenics.

Contact

How to reach me (in order of preference):

1. Slip a note under my office door (Room 404).
2. Send me an email — please allow 3–5 business semesters for a reply.
3. Just shout loudly in the hallway, it works best around 2AM.

My Schedule

04:30  Wake up
04:35  Gym
08:00  Lecture: "Introduction to Science"
09:30  Tinkering time
11:57  Office hours (At the Gym)
12:00  Quick power-nap
16:30  Lecture: "Salutation to Science"
18:00  Gym
01:30  Real research hours
04:15  Bed